If you start thinking too hard, you might start asking difficult questions.

GORO WINS! Existentiality!

The realization that Alan Moore was an optimist is sobering.

I took a walk back there and it seems that Antifa has stolen the crates.

There’s two reasons it was fun to dunk an Avatar;

The lightsaber is right up there with flying cars for terrible ideas that I wish to hell would actually become a thing for a week just for the chaos it’d cause.

That birth of Sandman scene is such a great combination of beautiful and horrifying, in just the way the realisation that your body has been turned into living sand should be.

Under normal circumstances I can understand making a column complaining about Part 3's before conferring Runner-Up status to another Part 3. But in 2007? Come on, man, Ratatioulle was RIGHT THERE.

I had no idea how much I missed a classic AA Dowd scathing review.

“At one point, they shoot a rectal exam from the rectum’s perspective. It may be the defining image of a film so far up its own ass.”

I agree, the game basing itself on wish fulfillment and giving you everything you want and casting you literally as the most badass human alive? Then telling you ‘No you can have everything but Keith David’? That is some kindergarten level deep trauma they tapped into. Really good on them for that.

Are we all properly appreciating the deadpan dry-ass comedy of Herzog replying to an interviewer stupid enough to ask Werner Herzog a yes/no question with: “No”?

I wonder about that sometimes when I look up a movie I’m writing about here that’s new enough to have a previous review (so, stuff that’s newer than ~20ish years old). I’m not WAY younger than Scott—I don’t think any of the original AVC writers are more than a decade older than I am, and I imagine a few of them are…

It’s conceivable that he’ll be asymptomatic. It’s also conceivable he’ll have mild symptoms.

Hey world, remember a couple of days ago when he had that shitshow of a debate where he not only refused to denounce white supremacy, but he rallied one of their groups?

Don’t you have cookies to bake or servers to hide, Hillary?

Yeah, he’s definitely in a bunch of high-risk groups: old, obese, low-income.

“Hang in there, buddy!”

Holy shit...I’ll never I see it now. He totally looks like he was twisted together by a clown with a helium tank at a children’s birthday party!