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Except against the fence. Very uncomfortable, she was definitely not ok there.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Behold The Power of The Next Generation!

"All rolled into one, it’s like a party with old friends, a long-lost 1960s variety show, the wild visions of a tipsy Jim Henson, and, best of all, a video game."

For me, Zelda II will always have a special place in my heart. It was just the right time for it… we were a bunch of kids living in a village that made Kakariko look like a metropolis, and for a reason I still can't fathom, there were three among us who bought the game independently in a photo shop in the town nearby.

I mean, Hyrule?! Pleeeeeaaaase! More like Lorule, amirite?
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It's an uphill battle, for sure. But the comments in the Knack review actually looked hopeful. There is even somebody who was convinced to rephrase his insubstantial first post as a Good Point(TM)! Made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.