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Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

This argument was made 50 years ago, and your position lost. Sorry.

Kelly is very open and frank, as well as self-deprecating. I read to say that NO ONE, not even her, thinks of her in a sexy way. I don’t hear her blaming Kesha for anything.

Predators are very socially aware people. I think want Kelly is trying to say is that she had a lot of power in a way, so people couldn’t mess with her. Kesha came up a completely different way, in a way that Dr. Luke probably exploited.

Nah, he doesn’t seem to have appealed much to you at all, actually.

Precisely and yet they have very successful careers. Meanwhile the women in the profession have to be outstanding in every way, not to mention be scrutinized about their looks, weight, relationships, etc.

Jenna Fischer just broke my heart.

His face looks like how I imagine my face looks when I have smoked just barely, exactly too much weed at Thanksgiving with my in-laws.

leo’s facial expressions: a summary

My husband calls it my “friend” (to which I always reply, “FRIENDS DON’T MAKE THE OTHER BLEED AND CRY”) and will refer to all hygiene products as tampons. I don’t even use tampons, but my reusable pads are apparently tampons as far as he’s concerned.

I cannot stand it when a man gets embarrassed to pick up tampons at the store.

One of my finest moments late in Junior high was a boy on the bus asking me why I was so bitchy looking, and my response of “My uterus is sloughing off superfluous tissue, and if hurts.”

“I have grapes.”

Female co worker was telling a story earlier and said she wasn’t feeling well this past weekend “because of the moon.”

You can pry “The Communists are in the funhouse” from my cold dead hands

I don’t know if I have any Lands’ End clothes. I don’t shop there but I may have bought some khakis or a turtleneck from them (being a self-hating woman, apparently) at a thrift store. That’s how much I identify with my brands! What’s silly is how you are labeling other women. I’m going to quit replying now because I

I’ve never purchased or worn Land’s End clothing, so I have no brand loyalty to offend here. However, your use of “hate themselves” and “oversensitive”, and your refusal to climb down from your position that those aspects of your comments are not the same as having a different taste in clothes, is shitty. That’s me

I don’t give a shit about the brand. What I care about is not judging women. If I said that women who get their hair colored hate themselves, or that women who don’t pluck their eyebrows hate themselves, then I’m being a judgmental, anti-feminist asshat. Jokes are supposed to be funny. You are not funny.