I mean, I’m pushing 40 and I understood it. I may think current slang is kind of dumb, but it takes so little effort to actually understand it. I’d go so far as to say this whole “wow i just can’t understand what you’re saying” thing is a cute new affectation to prove something about oneself, but then I remembered how…

So... you’re not dating that guy anymore, right?

Honey. “Free” means that you pay no price. An arrangement in which you receive a scholarship predicated on your ability to catch a ball and run really really really fast with it is not “free”.

Over 37, too. Trust.

Yup. It can be part of binge eating disorder, that’s why I mentioned it. I’ve known a lot of fat people, but I’ve only known one fat person who would dig through garbage to find something edible they’d thrown out, and that person had really seriously disordered eating... and a significant lack of awareness about his…

Okay, step number one for dealing with the not actually widespread issue of eating food out of the garbage*: you need to be in the care of a mental health specialist who specializes in binge eating disorder. What you describe is not the life of every fat person, and quite frankly, that you think all fat people also…

Your takeaway from learning that rape is wrong is to advocate for more rape? Idiot or troll, troll or idiot... so hard to tell.

I accidentally fucked a Rubio supporter a few weeks ago and I’m still neck-deep in shame over it.

Read that before my coffee fully kicked in, thought it said “David has SeaOrg murder hair”, which... what? I don’t know. But I’m into it.

I have a lot of conflicted feelings about Charlie Sheen based on this and Platoon. I mean... damn.

Oh wow. Dude sounds like a real winner... so sorry for anyone that has to be around him. I hope your friend comes around and decides to still go to the event she needs a dress for, because fuck that guy, everyone deserves to rock an awesome dress for a night no matter what their body looks like.

Wow, that guy’s a shitty friend and I hope your friend dropped his ass pronto because nobody needs “friends” like that. That’s some bullshit.

“I’m not body-shaming, but I’m totally body-shaming.”

Dude’s just a sad, fucked up loser. Don’t waste your time.

Unfortunately for many of us, our insurance providers aren’t exactly more likely to cover a visit to a plastic surgeon for elective mole removal. If I have a basal cell carcinoma, I can have that removal covered by insurance, but the doc doing the removal does sort of need to be a specialist in skin cancers and…

I love it when assholes double down on their assholery. I mean... yeah, dude, talk to any dermo about removing a mole on the incredibly thin skin under the eye, see what they say. I feel like they’re probably just going to look at you like something they scraped off their shoe and then speak to you like you’re too…

Lol no. Ever talked to a dermatologist about the procedure for removing moles? I’ve got one on my neck, up by my ear... in order to have it removed I’d have to have a large chunk of flesh carved out of my neck, leaving a scar bigger and more noticeable than the mole itself, AND I’d get to pay out of pocket for the…

Well, look at Oregon. They had a legalization initiative that was voted down, and within two years they legalized. Don’t give up hope! This initiative really was just total crap and needed to be downvoted, but maybe you can throw some support behind the new initiative if it’s any good. Keep an eye on it!

I wish all of…

Progressive priorities in Ohio are just fine re: pot, because that law would have created a constitutionally protected monopoly on the product. In short, it would have made Nick Lachey and a handful of other landowners into billionaires. Check the language in the amendment, it’s all right there, and pro-pot…

So do I, and my typically giant boobs recently shrank a whole bunch due to weight loss but I still can’t shake that muscle memory that makes me hunch over sometimes. It’s SUCH a common thing for awkward young women to do.