I’m talking about the United States.

He deserves a better country. Soccer-wise, I mean.

I hate the Celtics. I really do. But man, those were some bullshit calls. Not a good look for the league.

Seems like Apple and Jameis Winston would be a perfect fit together.

Something off with that dude. Always has been.

Do we need to see, I dunno, more than 30 games before we anoint Kuzma a) better than Lonzo and b) a sustainably good NBA player?

*these

Thing is, look at Dan when he’s asking this questions. He’s not trying to rile up Manfred for the sake of good radio or TV. Dude actually gives a shit about Miami and the people.

This is one profoundly moronic take.

Dan LeBatard is the single best thing ESPN has on their network. Period.

I don’t know why my brain went there, but there’s something deeply sexual about his call here.  

Two words: Donovan Mitchell.

Haven’t looked at it. 1-10, how bad is it?

Might be the last play of his career. That made my stomach turn just as much as gruesome injuries. Prayers.

NBA players more unlikeable than Austin Rivers:

Fuck Joe Paterno. Because why not.

Too soon, man. Too soon.

Donald Trump: “I’m a pretty good sexual predator.”

The problem is that most of those MLS players wouldn’t get run at a third division team in Portugal.

Given the resources at the U.S.’s disposal - technology, money, whatnot - this has to rank as - and this is going to sound hyperbolic - one of the biggest failures in sports history.