He sure showed me!

Word of caution to all of you new parents out there: it's exhausting having a newborn in the house, and you have zero privacy piled onto your sleep deprivation.

I'm having flashbacks to Dick Cheney's 'friend' apologizing for being shot in the face.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

You know soccer players love going down in the box.