Football is the only one of the four major sports where one team’s defending end is not predetermined (think benches in hockey and basketball).

For some reason, Weather.com is still predicting only 3 to 5 inches in NYC today (with another 1 to 3 inches tonight). Here’s a screenshot:

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Especially since she was probably inebriated — after publicly stating a month earlier that she was swearing off alcohol due to drinking problems.

“Did you show them your dirty pillows?”

“motherly”

“If anything I said offended them or made them feel uncomfortable, I apologize.”

Hey look, it’s them! The ones featured in Them magazine!

Judging from that picture, both parents-to-be have “problem hair.” Perhaps as a result of all the baby-making?

I dunno ... the slurred speech was pretty striking. I’m no doctor, but it did sound more like some kind of mini-stroke event than just passing out due to heat.

As someone who has never been a Target employee, I congratulate myself.

Nobody would get this if it weren’t for Fallout.

I got a guy complaining about how canned food made him sick. I don’t recall him being a ghoul — nor the fart sounds, though they may have been there and my volume just wasn’t turned up that high.

A little end-of-year budget belt-tightening at Gawker Media?

How could you possibly know the total amount of donations each family made? When I went to church (many many years ago), during each Sunday mass, everyone tossed money — mostly cash or change — into a basket on a long stick, passed in front of everyone in each row of pews.

It’s called “nepotism.” It runs rampant in Hollywood.

I read the post, and they made it pretty clear that the shipper — Bruce — was seeking reimbursement for only the amount he insured the package for. And UPS wouldn’t provide it. That’s why the intended buyer (Dahm) is so upset. Once the seller got his 3,000, he was going te rebuild the engine parts and make good. But…

UPS never offered him the $3,000 the shipper claimed it was worth. They never offered it and never paid it. Where do you think you’re reading that?