Someone fire this bitch, Patricia Hernandez, already!

Soccer! Why I don’t care about it. Or Basketball for that matter.

Beautiful game my ass.

The reports that Tom Brady is a joyless dickbag are innaccurate? Cause that’s why I don’t like him. The fact that he belongs to a team that consistently breaks the rules is just the icing on the cake.

They’re writing the stories that people enjoy. Dealwithit.

Brady looked deflated

Greatest Super Bowl moment.