US ‘94 still holds the attendance records and we didn’t have to build a single new stadium.

Blatter Cancer

Assorted human rights violations

Just looking over the list, I can only find one they spelled wong

My only question is, how do we get “#RelieveBlatter” trending? It’s too good. How did nobody think of this yet?

The other guy beat you to it, but when Sepp Blatter unilaterally seizes his post and suspends voting or some shit, you can use this first:

I find it interesting the country where soccer is the fourth most popular professional league to watch is the country that is starting to actually do something about the governing body.

WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH KETCHUP?!

Thinks We Actually Like would’ve been a good one too.

Michael Garcia, a former US attorney, spent two years of his time compiling a report on the bid at FIFAs behest, which they then buried. I’m assuming it all started there

More like America will never again host a World Cup

It’s dated, but still tastes so sweet. I'll take it in lieu of a World Cup for now.

Cmon, that shit had to be staged for maximum hilarity. NOBODY is that fucking retarded.

If they want to truly honor Al Davis, they’ll go ahead and build the flame as middle finger to the owners who oppose this.

our great national concussion obsession continues...lets just pull back a little, he bumped his head

So...?

Yes, that's the important thing.

Nein

But, just to be clear, we're ok with the 2018 Cup being held in Anschlussian Russia, a la Berlin '36?