Suggestion: I like how, on Jalopnik, an author will normally write out what happens in the video. Really helpful for readers that aren’t able to view it or don’t have audio.

No actually FIFA wins this one...

FIFA has released a statement saying most workers don’t even request leave, being too busy burying the competition.

Shouldn’t there be an offshoot from the “You drink a Budweiser” part of the diagram where I’m “Ready for Anything” and then I get to play Human Pac-Man? I dunno, this is all too opaque for me.

Not sure how a picture of my old dorm room is relevant to a story about the deplorable conditions that FIFA’s slaves are subjected to.

Haven’t you heard? Small market teams exist solely as regular season filler and are expected to tastefully bow out when playoff season rolls around. They should simply be grateful they exist at all, let alone do anything crazy like win.

This is probably better than him trying to brace for impact with an arm and snapping it in two like a certain teammate did.

The worst part is, he might have broken his left wrist on that. FUCK THESE NBA PLAYOFFS AND THESE INJURIES.

I dunno. He did say that somewhere, right now, Hulk Hogan jumped off his couch and tore off his shirt. I think that’s probably dead accurate.

Who cares if the Playoffs are rigged? It’s still real to me, dammit!

You didn’t hear? I-I’m sorry, man. He’s dead. Yeah, there’s a new guy now. Completely different person under the mask, has been for awhile.

Whataburger > IN & Out

cool.

only 300??

Don’t spend $60 on a game again?

Destiny is NOT an MMO. It is a multilayer shooter with a handful of glorified lobby areas.

As the person above me noted, it’s a MMO. If you don’t shell out for the content packs, your going to get left behind. It’s always been that way and it’s never changing, ever.

Go for it. I've been playing since day one, and it's a vastly larger game now. I recommend it.

I mean that’s what happens in MMOs and MMO styles games. Don't buy the content packs get left in the dust.