Ah thank god, I would love to see Jim Norton.

They should probably have thrown one funny person in, you know considering its a roast and all.

I love watching people play video games (like seriously, I spend most of my life on Twitch), and it's better if you can cuddle with them while they're doing it... but if someone tried to drag me to an EDM concert I would dump them on the spot.

I actually teared up when I saw that statement because that's my ideal boyfriend (at this age). Before that, I had absolutely no interest in Ansel Elgort but I don't know. I'm just a 19 year old college student.

Okay seriously I must be insane because this really does sound like the early years of my relationship. I used to love to sit around and watch my boyfriend play like Devil May Cry for several hours (Yes, I did play myself too). We've been together for 11 years now, am I just extremely weird or what?

In his defense that takes WAY too long. I just uninstalled Hearthstone last night because I was tired of the OP cards. Too many fun games ruined because I couldn't answer Dr. Boom or Ragnaros, or any number of other way too powerful cards. I've been playing since december and never bought packs, I just grinded. I…

"I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint".

People still are under the delusion that a card game doesn't require investment of money?

Batman vs Hulk? Batman wins. (It's cannon)

Eh, gotta say, this ad is actually very good. That dress got *TONS* of attention and any picture of it is very likely to make people actually look, and the message (that we don't see domestic violence even when it's right in front of us) is both effective and sensitive. The number is small, but really, you can find…

Was this one?

"What are people complaining about? This looks awes..."

Publisher: "Atari"

All hail the glorious PC master race.

Proof positive that cultural insensitivity is not just for white people. Anyone can be a fucking idiot, regardless of race.

I think it's sincere concern, in that she didn't think she had actually injured him, but given the context, wasn't sure if he was playing out being hurt as a joke.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

She then told him to get up so she can dislocate his elbow.

More like Rhonda ArouseMe, am I right??