1600? He’ll, that thing doesn’t look worth more than 500. Like a weird Prelude or something.

Good on her, no one wants to hear your fuck trophy.

Weird, I was up and running in like... 10 minutes... and my first 360 is still running upstairs like a champ. Maybe your neck beard trimmings are clogging up the fans.

Looks like the problem solved itself.

Good to see your’re still racist.

Stop giving midget hookers attention.

You mean to tell me someone on Deadspin is a complete moron? I’m fucking shocked.

Because it’s an iPhone.

Ever had an argument with your partner and wished they could just read your mind? If they only knew how you were feeling, they’d stop putting up a fight.

I find the best thing to do is buy whatever you wanna buy.

Stopped reading at “cis man”, didn’t realize I was on Tumblr.

If you get ripped off by Crowdfunding, you deserve it.

Anyone that gets bit by this crowd funding horse shit deserves it.

I’ll come back when I stop laughing at the authors assertion that Caucasians can’t fight and his scrawny ass can do more than shout #BlackLivesMatter on Twitter.

A fat chick that fucks fat guys... water is wet, all this and more on the Tumblrina Chuckle Fuck hour.

LMAO, I feel the comparison of an Apple product to a Porche is more than fair. They’re both over priced pieces of shit that primarily only douche bags purchase.