if she were a Real American™ she would dress the wound by her bootstraps

Man, for folks who hate each other so much the nutso Jews and Muslims have SO MUCH in common.

The most virulent—and most common—echo chambers on the Internet belong to the ultraconservative, who require near constant peer confirmation to convince themselves that their status quo is not dying.

“Do I think about who he was as a person? Not really, because it doesn’t matter at this point. Do I think he had the best upbringing? No. Not at all.”

This guy was my dentist. I’ve spent much of the past 24 hours trying not to be physically ill knowing that I gave this guy money. That I unknowingly helped him in this horrific act. He deserves to lose his practice and rot in an African prison.

I understand this story is newsworthy, but goddamnit, I wish I didn’t have to see this assfuck’s face every fucking time I open a browser.

Even when Melisandre was lighting the fire to kill Shireen the look on her face was like “wtf am I doing”

So like, I’m not sure why there’s a vocal camp that thinks the Shireen thing came out of nowhere and seems inconsistent with Stannis’ character. It has been telegraphed HEAVILY for the last two seasons. Also, I’m not buying this “Stannis is logical to a fault” interpretation. This is just the culmination of his…

I have a story about that! Once upon a time one of my mom’s grad students was working as a waitress in a trendy restaurant. One day my mom goes there for lunch while her student is waiting tables. Afterwards, the waitress is like, “You’ve got to try our chocolate cake for dessert.” The waitress brings my mom the cake.…

I’m diabetic and I try to avoid certain type of carbohydrates, both because they spike my glucose like crazy and they love to live with forever. I keep this to myself though; I don’t want to be One of Those People. I’m also extremely lucky that the people in my life share my love of vegetables. But not mashed…

In this ever-changing media landscape, just remember: don’t post someone else’s nudes. Even if they send them to you in a way that can be saved forever. Don’t post them. That’s what douchebags are for.

I needed that, I was nearly at 75% positivity today. Now I'm back to a solid 25%

Oh, fuck this. I'm guessing he was being bullied at his school and the adults couldn't be bothered to do anything to rein in the little shits, just like it was when I was a kid. The excuses were always, "oh, they need to work it out themselves," or "oh, honey, just ignore them, they're jealous," or other bullshit…

This entire exchange is killing me. Like, actual horse-bray laughter. Apparently the only portion of your statement visible to the masses was 'I can be down with parental rights'. Serious snickering. I don't actually think I've seen any one comment generate so many I Clearly Did Not Read Anything You Said…

He is enormous and adorable and I just put out the FUCK OFF mat on my own uterus.

Man, everybody knows the Colts got robbed!! Had the balls been properly inflated, the score would've been WAY different. Like 38-7 or 35-7 or something.

Yeah this whole livesmatter thing has basically been a litmus test for my Facebook friends. I have way less friends on Facebook now, and yet I'm way happier. Go figure.

I just can't with this. You know what's disrespectful? Turning your fucking back on the Mayor of New York because you're upset that he, what? Talked about having to protect his son from police violence? Fuck right off with your jeansgate.