I keep coming back to the naked bike riders, imagining them with a mixture of awe and horror. I mean, do they numb themselves before they ride naked? Do they shave themselves? If they don't shave themselves, how do they deal with the potential for pulled pubes as they shift in the seat? And what about sweat? Can't…

I am so using "dickfart" in my next conversation.

But see, I don't think men get this shit. It's women, and only women, who are regularly reduced to what they look like and what their relationships are with men and, if they have them, their kids.

If famous women are going to be remembered for their looks, let's do the same for men: "George R.R. Martin, of rotund belly and prolific beard..."

The butthurt on display by teams who get their asses whupped by the Patriots is fucking hilarious, and the irony of this investigation is astonishing: the NFL will piss itself in all directions to investigate whether some balls were a little too squishy, but they'll sweep under the rug incidents of players beating the…

So EDGY, photographing chicks in their underwear.

I'm pursuing a career as a trainer and health coach and stories like this make me feel ill. I've long hated The Biggest Loser because of its promotion of extremist tactics in the pursuit of thinness.

Your story is EXACTLY why I am pro-choice, and militantly so.

So when that photo appeared on my FB feed I was all, "Oh, another article about The Walking Dead."

That flight attendant was an idiot. I mean, I carry a purse. Most women carry purses. Most women carry BIG ASS purses that are heavy and full of stuff that often includes everything from compact umbrellas to iPads. I can assure you, ma'am, that it is NOT a victory to have a five or eight or ten pound object full of…

I continue to be boggled by how many hot women are linked up with John Mayer. Are these women blind? Do they not have noses? This guy is GROSS. He is the living embodiment of Douchebag, as even he himself has admitted on occasion. He almost certainly doesn't practice good hygiene and I shudder to imagine what sort of…

Oh, she assaulted a police officer and she's still alive and unmarred by bullets?

I belong to a relatively "fancy" gym in my area—it's a one-off, not a corporate gym. I love the place and I'm there 4 days a week in the warmer months, 6 days a week in the colder ones (I run outside more in the warm months). It's not cheap, but I get my money's worth. It's usually busy, but I rarely have to wait for…

My god, how many times has Whoopi jumped the shark at this point?

A really powerful essay. Thank you. I am so sorry you have to deal with this shit. Seriously.

This entire column is a thing of beauty.

Did the baby come early? Because I distinctly remember my doctor telling me with both my pregnancies that once you're at 36 weeks, it's better not to travel and to stay close to home unless you want to risk having a baby on a plane (or in the car or train or bus). If the baby came as scheduled I have to ask what the…

Hugh Jackman is "affable in a college a cappella group sort of way?" Man, if he were ever in MY a cappella group every woman and at least one guy would be climbing all over him. NOTHING wrong with being affable and a geeky singer and crazy mad hot.

Oh, and follow-up? I ended up nursing both my sons for a year. And why? Because I finally said "Screw it, I can't keep doing it this way, they're getting formula once a day so I can shower and rest and pump a little and not be a PPD mess." Just taking that pressure off a little made all the difference.

I will never forget desperately trying to nurse my firstborn, who lost too much weight between the time he was born to the time we left the hospital (two whole days, how generous), and not having enough supply to meet the demand to keep his bilirubin levels down. I spent a full 24 hours in tears, feeling like a…