When a racist psychopath kills double digits of people in Germany, it’s a major event that shocks the entire nation and gets declared a terrorist attack.

his infinitely more suave brother Luigi

EA promises nothing else will change

Space Marines are the most popular WH40k subfaction. The Imperium is the most relatable faction. Most people are boring and uninspired. They don’t really want anything exotic. They just want things that are easy to learn and digest. See the massive success of CoD or generic-ass Forgotten Realms setting.

Can’t wait for the handful of crypto dorks to roll in here talking about how Kotaku never says anything nice about NFTs and no one understand their potential except for them and it’s all so unfair because how are they ever going to become fake crypto Pokémon pyramid scheme landlords if people know that it’s just a…

You will play the game the way we tell you to play it damnit! And we’re going to make you feel terrible for the choices we force you to make!

Imagine, if you take out the bullshit mechanics and a boss is the easiest in the game, but then removing bullshit mechanics from other bosses and them still being punishing... kind of points to the fact that they just couldn't be bothered to make an INTERESTING fight, just a hard one.

Come back to this article in two days and you’ll look *quite the fool*

You’re literally still in the beginning of the game.

You could literally whine about the same in like 95% of video games out there.

Get past the beginning, and you won’t have so much exposition. Honestly, it doesn’t even have that much comparatively.

Nah, I don’t think that’s a good enough answer, and I think it kind of misses the point.

Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays :(

Update at 4:12 PM EDT: It’s a boy!

I know a lot of folks thought it was weird in Smash Bros Ultimate when Kirby is the last remaining hero that must then save everybody and take on the extradimensional horror that has ruined the world.

As someone who historically has borderline Zen levels of patience, I still applaud that same ability. I would go mad if it happened to me haha.

“You can tell this isn’t based on the game because the plasma pistol is actually useful.”

George, this is the internet.  There are millions of YouTube channels trying to piece together(and make up) lore for a shitty horror game that takes place at an off brand Chuck-e-cheese 

Americans have given the world plenty to complain about over the years. However, given that nearly 75% of Americans support a no-fly zone over Ukraine and about 80% want to stop buying Russian oil and hit Russia with more sanctions, I don’t think this is a particularly relevant take.

“Keep your politics out of my games”, an American sitting on a couch somewhere angrily tweets out to the studio based in a city where fleeing civilians are actively being targeted with bombs.

I copied it from a article on Gizmodo :

You forgot the hands-down best and most thorough Lord of the Rings experience! Who wouldn’t want to roam an open world Middle-Earth?. You can explorethe depths of Moira, and literally hop down a well and end up in the waterworks. You can retrace the steps of the Hobbit and find the three turned-to-stone trolls, or go…