[monocle-popping grunt]

Everyone knows that there are two things that always make a joke funnier: 1. Explaining it, and 2. Berating the listener for not liking it. It’s the tactic used by racist uncles and overbearing supervisors since time immemorial and it never fails to create comedy gold. 

Also, we hate Shatner for his real life assholery...and he’s the template for Allen’s character in Galaxy Quest. It’s fine. We can just hate him anyways.

it can be two oh who even cares anymore

It worked on Galaxy Quest because all of the other characters hated his character.

No it does not. Because when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

Man, I just finally saw Gargoyles last year and you really should be a kid to watch it. The only time I shrieked was when I saw the monstrosity combination of clothes the lead actress was wearing.

Just as long as Charles Dance gets to play Philip as a senior citizen.

It’s not like we got the C team here. Dowd knows what he’s doing.

Also, there seem to be a lot more trolls in the comments. Or just not AV Club-type commenters. It’s unnerving.

In this time of uncertainty and upheaval at the AV Club it’s good to see some things never change.

Beyond having read Hound of the Baskervilles in middle school I’m woefully under-sherlocked. I see they have full collections for 99 cents on kindle; is there a good starting point, or is Holmes one of those things you just go through all of?

I heard trump is trying to ban homophones from the military

What the fuck is up with that shitbag’s stance in that image. Looks like he’s got a full diaper.

You’re . . . a little bit behind the times, aren’t you?

“It only takes me 30 seconds to convert somebody wearing Patagonia and driving a Prius that they should never smoke indoor weed again.”

Yes, at last teenage girls will have an opportunity to be sexualized in our society. Finally, am I right fellas?

But instead of killing each other they spread vicious rumors and fat-shame the big girl.

I seriously hope that they steer into the skid of gender stereotypes. Since the boys devolved into savage brutes immediately upon losing the tempering influence of civilized society, I want these girls to revert to primal, unbridled nurturance. They will brutalize each other with their care and empathy! Not a single…

And the perfect device you’re referring to is the iPod classic with the click-wheel right? Because damn that thing was perfect.