Keeping owning those libs man. You’re doing God’s work.

Too many bucks’in this Bronco. Spend the $17 Large on something more fun, that doesn’t look so weird with the cap removed.  CP.

I feel sorry for this kid that the adults in his life were so goddamn stupid that they let him permanently damage himself over the course of years.  

I think that location is where my daughter did her undergraduate degrees. I remember they mentioned it during her orientation years ago.

Someone set this to “Also sprach Zarathustra” STAT

Is no one going to mention what looks like an already broken pane of glass in the background? This apparently isn’t the little maniac’s first rodeo.

Spider-verse may be an exception to the rule. Venom only made bank because international box office. I'm very curious to see how cocky Sony is if and when Morbius bombs.

I always found Pulaski annoying.

You are 100% correct. Sir Patrick’s speaking voice is hardly a Huddersfield accent - it’s classical Shakespearean actor English. I’m sure he can speak in a Huddersfield accent, but I’ve never heard him do it. His vowels, like those of Sir Ian McKellen, show he’s from the north but that’s about it.

I do this, and while I generally get laughed at (or at the very least, questioned), I feel great afterwards. Vacations with the wife, bachelor parties or guy trips, weekends away, whatever. At the very least I try to get a run in, but if there’s some sort of gym available that’s where you’ll find me every morning…

Did exactly that on my vacation this year. All went very well until I was back to work.. I have a sitting type of job, so it all went downhill very fast. My body still craves all these activites it did, but it has to understand it can’t move for a couple of hours a day :/ (and I have a standing desk, and I bike to go…

Me too! I turn 49 in a week. I began describing myself as “almost fifty” around this time last year, all up in fifty’s face like I was trying to start something. I’m going indoor skydiving for my birthday this year. Next year, I’m getting a tattoo.

This is cuter than a basket full of puppies.

Wow, am I the only one who thinks this car is balls-out amazing?

I considered that a suck up line for later defensive purposes such as saying..

“oh glorious benevolent leader, go fuck yourself”

..cause then you get to claim you showed no disrespect. XD

“Walmart is a company that has always placed its associates and customers first”

I never learned to shave with a manual razor. I always just used an electric because my dad never taught me how to shave with a blade. Now I am terrified to try.

I only recently learned how to burp. My mother was very much against burping as she considered it crude and poor manners, so no one in my family could burp on command.

The history of humanity is one in which all the other animals are like “W.T.F....”

This completely breaks the entire fictional universe for me and I can no longer enjoy it at all.  THANKS.