I will tie black ribbons above and below my biceps.

You're from Parts Unknown? What's it like there?

First of all, I'm saddened to hear this news - my condolences to the Warrior's wife & daughters in this hard time.
I've got quite the Ultimate Warrior story for all of you. When I was in 6th grade, I lived in Foster City, California - just a little South of San Francisco. Every month or two, when the WWF would make…

We'll always have the memories.

Hey all you fancy-schmancy kids— you may have all of these phones that can do everything bar cook your dinner, but you will NEVER EVER know the satisfaction of slamming the phone down on someone you hate. Pushing "end call" doesn't remotely have the same triumphant feeling.

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Half of these kids' names!

This article should just say "iOS" not "iOS/Android."

No Old Grand-dad 100?

OMG! YOU GUYS! IT'S LI'L BRUDDER!

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Honestly, I don't get why people want to wait.