The Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear has always worked for me:

Those who've seen 1972's Godzilla vs. Gigan will recognize this as a textbook case of life imitating art...

Hear hear! I recently bought the impact driver attachment for my Black & Decker Matrix and it's no exaggeration to say it has permanently changed my relationship to screws for the better.

I know just what we can use to fill the ensuing void of chatter:

I love this. It's like watching a karmic reversal of when I was a kid and my older cousin used to force me to utilize my Evel Knievel doll as Barbie's husband in her Dream House playset. The indignity...

It's bad, but nothing, and I mean nothing, will supass Hillary's official karaoke-esque take on the theme from "Laverne & Shirley" from her 2008 run for sheer awfulness:

Back in the 70s I was a classic latchkey kid beginning at the age of 8. Every night I walked home half a mile from school and was further responsible for getting my 7 year old brother there as well. We'd be home for about 2 hours on our own before our mom could get off work. I never thought of it as any kind of…

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I wanted to post a shot of that scene from Gone Girl but I couldn't find it. If you saw the movie, you know the scene I'm talking about, but think about it: We never did see where exactly she put that bottle, right?

Way back in the early days of Amazon reviews I gave a particular sci-fi/fantasy writer a 3-star review of a book which, up to that point, had nothing but 5-star reviews. By coincidence, the person who cleaned my house twice a month also happened to have this author, living in the same city, as another housekeeping…

Seems familiar somehow...

Catchy new label..."Ricists"?

I tried the conventional cultural stuff with my daughter: pink clothing, baby dolls, etc. As early as 2 years old she more or less let me know wasn't having any of it when she stopped wearing pink in favor of Spider-Man t-shirts, which more or less comprised her whole ensemble until the age of 10, when she discovered…

(what is it with New Mexico and treasure troves of old games?)

When I went through mobile forensics training for my job, the trainer brought in a whole box of various feature and smartphones he had acquired from Craigslist, eBay, etc. to confirm these points, which led to some memorable in-class exercises, e.g. - "Okay, find and recover the deleted bestiality pics on this Razr."

Ah, yes. I can see myself eagerly watching this circa 1993, sandwiched inside PTEN's lineup somewhere between Babylon 5 and Kung Fu: The Legend Continues.

My wife and brother run a family law practice together and based on what I hear from them this is generally good advice, particularly the parts about telling your lawyer everything.

Here in poor, underemployed, undereducated, New Mexico we have an ethos which keeps us from getting too high up on that list. It can summarized in one word:

Fair enough. I did a little Googling just before posting to confirm what I thought was correct and based my pronunciation on those results.

All geographical nitpicks here: