Neopets Go!

I don’t like the new Solgaleo/Lunala LL as much as I do the blue/red Yveltal/Xerneas ones that dropped with X and Y. Those are still probably my favorite Pokemon-themed consoles they’ve done.

Gotta keep the gene pool strong somehow.

It’s almost as if it’s their money and not yours. Only pretentious person here is you.

This is appropriate for most of you in this comment section.

Those who can’t do, host.

While I sympathize with your love of the unknown — I love surprises too! — this is a news outlet, and we don’t believe that reporting on news requires a spoiler warning. Sorry.

What in the world is going on near the bottom-right of that header image? Dear god.

I actually laughed when I first saw this happen.