I...I like Eureka. I think.

I’m really really hoping that he shows up with a bunch of jokes that were provided by previous hosts and just roasts the shit out of everyone.

How did I miss Rory on Broadway?!

The FRAMES/Glen Hansard (and I guess Irglova)!! Sorry, Steve is pulling some serious Glen Hansard and I’m ok with this.

As a person who was bullied for having a ‘fro in the 90s (the result of my white mother cutting my biracial hair too short) and having to live through ALL kinds of crap and comparisons - no, this is not an afro. It’s a wild mess, but it’s not a ‘fro.

This is not the first time he thought he could be an edgy jokester. It just comes out wrong. Shhhhh Harris, shhh.

Ditto! I was level two and accidentally ran into Talos, so I ran, ran like the wind. I hid behind a house and BAM! Death by Pecking! That time it wasn’t a flesh wound.

+5 intelligence for the use of Nouveau Riche

oh god oh god why did I look????

I watched this live last night and tweeted that Caputo is nuts and Toobin and Kirsten have the patience of saints because I would’ve forgotten how to argue and just ad hominem-ed him the whole time. Stupid piece of shit ass.

Literally tearing up at work hearing this. There are no words.

I chuckled at the “vices” of Kelly Ripa because I will always remember that episode of Broad City with her as a guest star. Hilarious!

Yes. He’s amazing. So is his wife Linda Sejic.

Although I will say that DD was a lot better when I was a kid. Or maybe it was my kid brain that just equated brightly colored frosting and sprinkles to the endorphin rush of carbs and sugar.

That only tells me that you need to try again ;D

We are not so lucky. Even though I’m in NYC the doughnut options are slim pickings unless you want to travel to Brooklyn or the LES to find one. Can’t do that on my lunchbreak :(

While I’ll admit that they have declined in recent years. How can you look at a Boston Cream and believe that!?

Damn! Thanks!

Between this and the Tuskegee drink,

I would like to start a chant in which everyone that has a brain chants “Asshat” anytime they see him.