Corporations are people. Fetuses are people. Guns are people.

I blame him for my brother’s MRSA infected abscess, for my pinky toenail that fell off, and the murder of Rasputin.

My face is just going to freeze this way.

I blame Bobby Jindal for aids and the birth of MRAs. He’s like the human form of herpes.

Republicans will protect your rights if you’re:

I wish bangs came with your awesome cheekbones :-(

You look fab! In the writer’s defense, there is a bit of a coda at the end saying basically “if you rock bangs, rock on! If you’re that person that always regrets bangs, forgets that you regret bangs, and just want a change because something crappy or boring is going on, don’t get bangs”

Damn, girl. Gorgeous. I made the unfortunate choice of cutting bangs this summer, precisely because I wanted this look. Sadly, I have curly hair, so instead of “impossibly chic” I ended up with “messy toddler.”

You could sport Carrot Top’s afro after a rainstorm with a tiny circus top hat balanced on top and still look gorgeous, so it doesn’t count.

You look so great with curly bangs. I've tried this and I cannot make it work. What is the secret?!

When I was little, I had a babysitter who was super cool and beautiful, and she wore jeans with rips in the knee and oversized plaid shirts, and she taught me how to play cards. She also had long, long naturally blond hair with no bangs that she swept over to the side, which looked effortless and amazing to me. I’d…

You are cute and twee, like Zooey Deschanel. Proceed.

Bangs cut off your face, your wonderful, beautiful face,

alternately, bangs hide my forehead. my horrible, tall and expansive forehead.

“Bangs cut off your face, your wonderful, beautiful face, and make you look childlike and sad, all at the same time.”

Counterpoint Exhibit 1 - I cut my own bangs a few weeks ago, because they cover at least two of my fivehead, and they look goddamned awesome.

I would like to add my fantasy of having her and RGB as my aunts. please.

i haven’t seen Entourage, but than Entourage doesn’t require real acting

My friend had her wedding dress made into baptismal gowns for her babies.

I could actually see transporting it in a garbage bag to protect it, assuming it was too bulky to fit in a garment bag.

Part of me hopes it was to power pantsuits and sensible heels.