Is there even such a thing as an INappropriate deployment of Minchin?

Well, there was that horrible song where he sampled Beethoven- I think in the early 2000s.

Nitpick: she isn't the Queen Mum, she's the Queen. Her mother was the Queen Mum.

I'm still not okay with mine, and I'm 27. I love the look of other vulvas, but I hate mine. If I could get surgery for it, it would be something I'd seriously consider- but because I want the opposite of what others want surgery wise (make smaller majora, and increase my completely nonexistent minora), it doesn't…

I'm still not okay with mine, and I'm 27. I love the look of other vulvas, but I hate mine. If I could get surgery for it, it would be something I'd seriously consider- but because I want the opposite of what others want surgery wise (make smaller majora, and increase my completely nonexistent minora), it doesn't…

Not true- TMI perhaps, but I have none at all. I have labia majora, but absolutely no labia minora, not even a little. I've always felt incredibly self conscious about it- and I like the look of vulvas generally, but hate my own. So there you go, it does happen.

Oh, it definitely does *something* for me- it's just that the "something" is extreme pain... Seriously, a cervix punch really really hurts.

Which is now Kate's engagement ring, actually.

Lizard people do exist though- Australians know this because Tony Abbott is the Lizard King.

Correction: there have not been any terrorist attacks in Australia- Man Haron Monis, while he may have held up an Islamic flag, was not connected to any terrorist groups, and his motivation was purely personal- he didn't agree with a court decision. That particular situations says a helluva lot more about how we don't…

There is quite a lot of discussion surrounding how extremists recruit young Australian Muslims in the Aussie media. Our current best answer: we drive them to it. Teenagers want to belong, and when all they see is their entire country hating them and attacking them, it only drives them further toward extremism- kinda…

Well, his head *is* up his arse....

Also, for those with penises, taking the advice of the internet's most beloved dick pic critic is always a good idea.

You've definitely hit on how I feel (as a dyed in the wool kinkster) regarding the vanilla'a view of BDSM thanks to 50 shades.

I read them while high on morphine after spinal surgery. Definitely recommend.

I am actually not a Destiel fan- mostly because I still cry over the thought of Megstiel. I know I'm in the minority on that one though.

I don't think you are, no.

I had a very strong desire to attach warning labels to all the books in stores- Do NOT use neckties (or scarves, or the ties from your robe) to tie people up! Cloth tightens in on itself, and is ALWAYS a bad idea!

I read all three while in hospital recovering from spinal surgery. The copious amounts of morphine I was on helped, I think.

Mine's not sleeping patterns- just unfortunate genetics. I have constant very dark (almost black) circles under my eyes. There is no cream, sleep or amount of water that will ever make them go away- and I finally found a concealer (Napoleon's salmon colour corrector) that half covers them, and it only took me 15…