I have some mates who divorced very harmoniously- to the point where they are still really close friends and were in each others' subsequent wedding parties. It's rare, but it happens.

As an Aussie, there is only one person who I have EVER heard do an acceptable Australian accent, and that's Tom Hiddleston. Honestly, I'd give props just for pulling off an Aussie accent- it's really bloody hard to do.

A hat trick is when a bowler collects three wickets in three balls. I refuse to acknowledge any other definition.

I wouldn't say I'm a fan, but I don't get the hate. Is this enough to qualify for friendship? Cos that would be awesome ;)

A big penis was actually regarded as vulgar and low class- and also has ties to some incredibly racist beliefs.

The amount of people saying "but he's right!" saddens me. It also shows just how shitty the current state of medical education in general, and sex ed in particular is.

I think you should take the "Dr" title away- because both Duck Dick and you are wrong. Just because an infection may be, or often is, communicated sexually, does not mean that it is the only means of communication- far from it.

Not true- you can totally catch herpes without having sex (I'm talking coldsore here), and then transmit that to your partner. Some stds are transmitted in ways that don't involve sex (school sores are another example). Of course, maybe if he supported a decent sex education he'd know this.

Sure, he may have used a knife or fists- but she would have had a far higher chance of surviving those.

I'd love to know how this arse managed to get in the black, while plenty of us decent peeps languish in the greys. This is what greys are for, surely? Send him straight on back, and never let him out again.

I would be very happy to look at her naked... as longs as she's given consent for that to happen.

I want you to learn punctuation.

There's awesome British show called Horrible Histories- teachibg jidsabout history in a funny and subversive way. I love it and so does my kid.

I walk with crutches- as I literally cannot carry something and walk at the same time, I really need pockets. I have a crossbody purse (I can't wear a regular handbag), but I shouldn't have to use a bag just for walking from one room to another in my own goddamn house!

I prefer it with crushed lime and lemonade....mmm.

That's my favourite outfit from the whole movie. I'd be stoked to have that as a school uniform :)

It's something I think about fairly often- I'm on opiate painkillers for my degenerative spinal condition- I'm technically allowed to drive on them, but it's up to me to determine what a safe level is in regards to driving (I have determined that pretty well, I think). Still, if I were to cause an accident, I'm not…

Wow. That's evil. I heartily approve.

I honestly think that unless it's a truly awesome and/or huge present- don't do combined presents. It's cruel and unfair.

Hipsters have fucked up my love for vinyl. I can forgive the flannelette and the fake thick rim glasses, but not this.