Smoke meth to experience your ancestors' memories.

"This isn't working! What's wrong?! Shut up lowly photographer, I can solve this… Ah-ha! If I don't wear a suit I come across as looking like the bad boy of the group. Tahti, quickly! Fetch me the t-shirt that shows off my six pack!"

That last 25 minutes-half hour felt like something out of another movie, which sucked because I enjoyed everything before it.

I'm convinced the third act went through a ton of shit in the editing room, and there wasn't enough time to make decent cg shots.

He headbutted a man in Cincinnati
Just to watch him squirm.

I liked the first two acts but the third act is just… it felt like it was re-shot several times and assembled from the best pieces.

The irony is rich.

Just checked IMDb. He is listed in the cast. Crisis averted.

Like eating cheesecake can't be a metaphor for anything else. Looking your way Blanche.

They all went upstate to live on E-I-E-I-O Farm.

Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through… it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had… one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you…

If you want to get snazzy after you shred the chicken put it under the broiler for a minute or two for a little charred-ness.

It's time for a party in this tight-ass country club you freak bitches!

And why the hell is it making such a big deal about brunch having cantaloupe?

Her eyes do have a look of either "I shouldn't be here" or "Wow, this percocet is amazing!"

Hopefully they've already worked out the details. I'm wondering if seating will be reserved or general admission. It's a small complaint but I'd hate if I had to change to a different seat between shows.

Sucks that, from the sounds of it, you need to buy a ticket for each show.

One of my co-workers is almost 30 and she's driving nine hours to see him live this fall.

Swing low, Chad Lowe!

I was hoping someone would quote that scene.