(cops shoot Blade, only hit his armor)

"And then Michael said, 'Shut the fuck up, Ben.'"

Sounds very close to the sovereign citizen movement.

Don't forget about his next role in Alien Covenant, and the trailers have not been shy about showing what happens to him.

If I could upvote this again I would.

Cheney never struck me as a Huey Lewis aficionado.

Yeah well Doug planned ahead and doused Stamos' yard with oil. When Stamos came out the next morning to get the paper Doug fired a flaming arrow and that settled that.

That was when they started getting more involved. Paul realized they could sell double the albums if the mixes were slightly different.

Grand Moff Tarkin looking horrified at the Alderaan pun cracked me up.

If the surround album is as good as the Love surround mix then my system is in for a treat.

Yeah I think the stereo mixes for the old albums were mainly meant for American listeners. Only Yellow Sub, Abbey Road, and Let it Be had their supervision for the stereo mixes.

Damn you, stole my joke.

Damn it, Alfred. Even when speaking I can tell you didn't use the proper "to."

Would love to hear this person's origin story. Unresolved childhood trauma from schoolyard bullies beating them up? Errant punctuation doomed the wedding invites so the spouse froze to death? Routine colonoscopy gone bad?

It's been known, but the version I've always heard had the xeno mimicking Ripley, not Dallas.

I'll be throwing religious artifacts at the screen and performing the Xeno Slither, which is basically the Time Warp but with a snake attacking me.

My xenomorph offspring is going to be deported because it wasn't born in America. Sure I'm dead, but it's the principle of the matter.

It would pity the fool who don't eat Reese's Pieces.

Well I got to see Radiohead play Airbag live so my weekend was more than okay. Used airbnb for the first time too and stayed in a fantastic part of Atlanta.

GitS's performance is even worse considering the projection was $23 million for the weekend, already down from $30+ million a few weeks ago (that also had it making more than Boss Baby). Wouldn't be surprised if the actuals are even lower.