Originally the teenagers were created in a lab by the Tokugawa Corporation in order to spread peaceful justice across the land. One day however the evil whites arrive with their own idea of peace that involve swords. The teenagers, resistant to the ideas of metallurgy (they're made out of silicon and space age…

Trying to understand why the video is in scope aspect ratio when (to my knowledge) all of del Toro's films are 1.85:1.

Okay, hear me out on this.

Did not expect to see the Minions encourage Gru to go back to evil with a "Follow Mel" sign.

Asian Torment & Torture

Ron Swanson would look at a Trump steak with seething rage.

Those were both released by Columbia/Sony so maybe it was a way to curry favor with the execs in Japan?

And Avatar 4!

When I was processing a donated pulp fiction collection I came across one of his stories. The plot was essentially colonists trying to prove they were mightier than a native planet's gods. The solution was making a robot overnight that fooled the natives. There was a little more to it but the moral was basically use…

The Cave treatment (not sure if there was ever an actual script) was pretty amazing in how ballsy it was. I don't know if it could ever work as a movie though. Whenever I tell friends about it they just stare at me thinking I'm joking.

Well the Rowsdower episode is probably top 5 MST3k, a great intro for beginners, and available on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

It's no Rowsdower though.

Well this confirms my suspicions that Bill Maher always looked like he needed a good punch to the face.

Who needs a proton torpedo when drunk Uncle Jim wanders over, trips, and crushes the Death Star with his Jabba frame?

If your only exposure to South Africa is Lethal Weapon 2 then they are!

I got sidetracked for a while, but I'm playing Deus Ex: Mankind Divided again. Pretty easy to jump back into after two months.

Fallon probably thinks Bill Hicks is that SNL guy with the wicked Vincent Price impression.

Young man, on AV Club, we use a little word called "please."

In case anyone is wondering the production brought in Jerry Bruckheimer at the last minute to help shape the movie into a releasable state. Extensive reshoots were in December after production wrapped almost two years earlier.

But they invented the XJ-212 Funnybot!