If you don't know it then you never had it.

Can a court boot the person who steals the boot? Who boots the booter with stolen booty?

As soon as I saw the shackles tweet I felt like I had a moral responsibility to make this in photoshop: https://c2.staticflickr.com…

Reminds me of when I found out Bob Kane liked shooting parents in front of their children.

Took the day off Friday and made sure my voter info was up to date. Went to town on a breakfast bar Saturday morning and finished S1 of Luke Cage. Watched the majority of Kagemusha on Netflix. Still need to finish it up.

John Wick 3: The Wicker Man

Kelso: "Sorry for trying to destroy your morale."
Clock: "Why would you do that?"
Cox: "Well, in our defense, you were overly cheery and we were bored."

To be honest I've actually started thinking each X-Men movie takes place in its own parallel/alternate universe.

Logan: for those who thought BvS could have been more dour.

"Get off my house plane."

"The snikt is an absolute good. The snikt is life."

This happened at a local spot this morning. Around 8:45 the line was maybe 200 people deep. I counted six guys. Two looked excited to be there.

Yeah my mom and friends went to Hilton Head on Sunday and evacuated this morning. She'll probably be in traffic for 12 hours.

Ugh, I'm visiting Charleston at the end of the month. Hope the city isn't destroyed.

We will show you running over your brother to save your own ass and score it to Benny Hill music and you will love it! LOVE IT!

I like big radioactive butts and I cannot lie.

This Godzilla would be perfect for Junk-in-the-Trunk Godzilla.

Man it must suck to be Miles Teller right now. Guy can't even resize his head properly.

"When Benedict Cumberbatch’s disembodied voice tells you that ”something is coming,” it’s time to pack up your tweeds and get the hell out of England."

Only watched the first twenty minutes or so yesterday. He hadn't even begun talking about the movie, just fandom culture and more Lucas jabs. Voice sounds more labored too.