"Oh, no! I BFG'd Wilson! Looks like it's back to jail for me."

I bought resident evil 4 for my PS4 yesterday and already rescued Ashley from the church and bought the red 9 and stock. This will maybe be my 9th play through of the game. Still as good as ever.

Oh my poor best friend. He never swore until we saw Goblet of Fire and they cut the big Quidditch match. He was furious as we left the theatre and yelled everything. I don't think I've ever heard him swear again.

In Bay terms, Snyder is stuck in Pearl Harbor mode.

We're definitely pretending that about Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

The university's first football game is tomorrow so everything is closed or canceled for "administrative" (ie parking/traffic is going to be a bitch) reasons. I get to sleep in tomorrow and get paid for it!

Hell I'm a millennial too and I got the joke within ten seconds of seeing Fey.

I've talked to multiple people who never actually realized that was who Fey was supposed to be. It was kinda amazing honestly since UKS hits you over the head with all the references.

Hey this might be good. Developing a book into a television show is certainly easier than convicting a murderer after all.

Eventful. I may have a date tomorrow that was set up Friday on OKCupid so that was nice. Gonna text her tonight to see if it's still on.

"I cover high school football."
"Fuck off."

Here's who they had in mind before Murray came on board: Sylvester Stallone, The Rock, Matthew McConnaughy, Jean Claude Van Damme, Joe Pesci, Mark Hamill, and Kevin Bacon.

I thought it was great on the first showing, but there's not much replay value.

To this day I'm still amazed Lennie Briscoe was Lumiere.

There's a bit of leeway if you need to point out the subject's girlfriend is still breathing.

"After 47 years of living here I decided to move to Orlando to be closer to DisneyWorld."

And here I was thinking nuclear reactors were the way of the future.

Made chili and saw Hell or High Water yesterday. Damn good little movie.

I never thought I'd say this but Al Roker can be one tough motherfucker. He stirs that water like a mob boss waiting to pounce.

The cupboard full of unfrosted strawberry pop tarts is a great sight gag.