I think that may have been an Onion story in real life. The site posted a story about there not being a mass shooting in x days, but later that day there was a mass shooting so they changed the headline to just "Never mind."

I think Drunk History did a bit on this. The rivalry got pretty insane.

Started the Uncharted Collection this week so I'll be playing through that. I'm about 40% into Drake's Fortune. It's okay so far I guess. Definitely feels like an early ps3 game.

There was one orc who killed me multiple times when I first started playing until I was strong enough to turn the tables. Killed him with an arrow the first time, but he came back with a shield. Set him on fire the second time, but he came back bandaged and angry. Decapitated him the third time, but he apparently got…

There's a moment in Gibson's commentary for Braveheart where he's describing Longshanks and said he was a lot like Hitler but still a good king for England for the time.

Oh I am SO hoping they play this in front of Jason Bourne to the complete bafflement/bewilderment/confusion of the audience.

Even Dee Reynolds would think that accent is a little much.

Sociopath who started believing his own shit.

Yeah I remember that. It was the Disney/Hammond-analogue and his board realizing they wouldn't be able to make much money off the technology.

"Hey Michael, I'm finding the direction of the book kinda uncomfortable."
"How about I just blow the raptors up with a rocket launcher or feed them radioactive eggs?"
"Works for me."

Middle school me thought Timeline was pretty good too. I loved reading his books growing up, but around the time Prey came out I started growing out of them. It seemed like he got really, really full of himself after Jurassic Park's success, and even teenage me could see it in his writing.

He's gonna kidnap Jodie Foster and take her to conversion therapy.

It's not all bad for him. He still has that Justice League Action cartoon coming out.

I tried Trader Joe's orange chicken last night which was pretty tasty. I added some black and white pepper and parsley for no reason too.

Saw The Killing Joke Monday night. When multiple people in the audience say "What the fuck is this shit" you know you done fucked up.

We watched this in 7th grade one Friday. Having already been subjected to watching this with my sister dozens of times growing up, I asked if I could go into the room with all the trouble makers and read instead. The teachers nodded and off I went. Within an hour there were a dozen other boys with me and we spent the…

Yeah, in hindsight this episode quietly sets up the season's endgame. Probably gonna rewatch it again to pick up on any foreshadowing I missed.

I had the chili flavor a few weeks ago and they were surprisingly tasty. They did have a hell of a kick for the aftertaste however.

He don't want no part of your tired-ass dietary restrictions you freak bitch!

That ain't Ron Fucking Swanson.