Many of my female co-workers are seeing this solely for Skarsgård, so I guess WB is hoping for some Magic Mike-style beefcake money?

Yeah, I can't get excited for this. Something just feels off about everything.

Damn, a Waingro backstory would have been kinda interesting to read too. Probably would have gotten dark fast though.

The best subtextual film video I've ever seen is Peter Rosenthal's
critique that the shark in Jaws is actually a metaphor for Chief Brody's
latent homosexual urges.

Holt's slightly aghast "Oh my" sealed it.

"It's the part he was born to play, baby!"
-paraphrased Troy McClure

So yeah, Punisher's gonna be legit terrifying in this. I've been reading the MAX series to learn about Castle, and DD really nailed the "guy you pray never has a problem with you" aspect.

You say that in jest, but Indy versus drug barons destroying antiquities could be kickass.

Yet the press release had no mention of George Lucas, so I will be cautiously optimistic.

Ah always forget about that one. Good performance (and movie too).

With Goodman in Cloverfield and now this 2016 is shaping up to be a banner year for unsuspecting actors unleashing batshit crazy terror.

My sixth grade social studies teacher was a complete bitch. It was her first year at the school, and amazingly enough her name rhymed with Mrs. Bitchie.

Those really get annoying after a while, savings be damned.

Oh I thought Kanye meant he was going to keep to himself and only talk when he absolutely had to. Damn.

Many of his character introduction shots focus on hands too.

My big takeaway from this: young Jesus looks like Rose Byrne.

I read somewhere it's probably one of the most true to life examples of police work in film, mainly because it shows how boring the job can be.

It's also responsible for my favorite Naked Gun moment: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

When my showing was over some girl yelled to her boyfriend "Why did you lie to me? That was NOT pg13!" I think that's the greatest compliment you can give.

That was an incredibly awesome life well lived. RIP.