It took several viewings and lots of thought before I finally came to the realization that "There's a reason why Ned's shoes have velcro instead of laces" is the most horribly funny thing Colbert has ever said.

Can you say scumbucket? It's the word of the day!

Yeah but I think that was just elephants.

In all honesty Rambo vs. poachers would actually make a pretty kick ass movie.

He won't be able to sanction Bourne's buffoonery.

Probably just because of the "two months later" edit but it seemed like BoJack had sobered up a bit between then and the prom. When he said "I'm gonna teach you kids how to drink" I mouthed "oh shit." It's like he's at his worst when booze is involved.

More walking. Felt like I spent a lot of money on to-go orders at restaurants. Kitchen was so slow at a Mexican place Saturday I got a free beer for not complaining. Parents came down yesterday and we saw Mary Poppins at the summer classics program, which was almost sold out surprisingly.

Only if we hear stories about needing fifty takes to crack a whip.

Admittedly last winter was a strange one. Most places had it pretty mild, as if nature was holding back, until February when hell almost literally froze over.

Not yet, I had heard they leaked though. Still need to watch last night's Golan before anything.

Walked, watched Rick and Morty and BoJack season 2, and not much else. I think I may have a date tonight so that's cool.

No worries, already quoted anyways.

"Just remember that Scooty-Puff Jr. suuuuuuuuuuuucks!"
"In a 1,000 years, I'll get right on it."

When you walk 4-5 miles a day, more on weekends, and start eating healthier you drop weight fast.

Yeah, I had to keep a guide open on my laptop so I wouldn't forget any friends or chinpokomon. Hate how missable some are.

Dylan was really sweet this episode. Whether it was hugging Carol or blowing a raspberry on Golan. The creators do a great job letting her show her age.

More walking. I'm down fifty pounds since April so yay. As much as I hate heat it's really great for sweating off beer weight. Treated myself to a local pizza place Friday night and it was amazing. Definitely going again. Platinum'd Stick of Truth Saturday; I was afraid I'd have to do another playthrough in case I…

Definitely one of those movies that deserves to be seen on the big screen. I was lucky enough to watch a 35mm print several years ago during a summer movie classics festival (more like six films spread out over the summer), and it was worth it. All those close-ups and camera angles are just incredible to see projected.

Too rainy to do much of anything so I stayed in. Baked some potatoes and grilled a rib-eye on my Foreman. Don't really like it as much as I used to; everything I cook has the same bland aftertaste like the coating on the tops is rubbing off. Beat Arkham Knight and was completely meh on the entire game by the end of…

I thought some of the harder Riddler trophies in each game required the player to put on their thinking cap.