God Hates Leafs, they are the original sign of disobedience. Why else would God pull a Seal Team Six every autumn and take those bastards down with extreme prejudice?

he is lucky, Delta has a $300 in-flight seat vacancy fee, a $500 in-flight weight adjustment fee, and a $250 permanently losing your lost luggage redundancy fee.

a lot.

All I ever needed to know about Rick Springfield I learned from Californication:

now... make it drift

Should have bought a Citroen.

The Fox23 story is hilarious for a local news broadcast. From the title, "Local Man Arrested In Make-Up, World Laughs" to the line, "Jeremy is insanely mad that this man is dragging the Juggalo name through the mud." You know the reporter has to have a sense of humor.

If I were a University of Lincoln student I would be worrying about other things... like zombies.

——-I am in no way defending the action or Bin Laden——-

Mia is all yours...

So Toyota helps make a station and a Honda is the first (retail) to fill up...

I don't get flugtag, maybe kinetic sculpture racing has spoiled me. I would rather watch a human powered design move 15+ miles on streets, through mud, over cobblestones, and float on water than people fall 30 feet.

still better than Miles Fisher ruining a Talking Heads song, but he did do a pretty good job of recreating American Psycho (maybe NSFW, lingerie dry humping)

I am in too.

I completely agree when I fly into JFK I find the hybrid Escape I take into Manhattan iconic. Then when I leave my friends home the Honda Odyssey we all pile into for the extra space iconic. When we are all drunk and the standard Crown Vics give us crap for having 4 people the Toyota Sienna that takes us back is…

I was suspicious when Lincoln adopted the MK for everything. After years of cloak and dagger meetings in stairwells and parking garages, and that one guy that said he had information but that I had to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose (no thank you), I have the knowledge needed to shed light into Lincoln's evil…

At first I thought it said 33 fl oz and wondered what kind of person would need a big gulp of cologne.

The Hyundai emblem is a oval representing the Hyundai ideology and design, from Ford Cortina manufacturer to the future in one continuously reinventing motion. The italicized H is said to represent a customer and the seller shaking hands, and that Honda are the block H people. It is better than their previous design,…

I am pretty sure there will be more poorly written dialogue in this than in "The Wall"... does that count?