A hivemind, if you will.

It was crowdsourced by a colony of carpenter bees.

Bragg is quite lucky officials stopped to closely look at the video. All it takes is a little deception to turn a flop into a charge.

If the electoral college didn’t exist, Clinton wins the popular vote and thus the election, and there’s no need for the electoral college to do their job and refuse to vote in accordance with how the states elections ended.

I say only this; Many of the Greatest Presidents were unqualified by the generalizations that people wave around over Trumps head.

Yeah. Patriot fans are deflated at the news.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

“Who wants to project Mutombo!?!”

Have we stopped doing phrasing?

I’m not that impressed. 14-2 in Canada is only like... 11-1.5 American

Just like it says in the Ten Commandments, “Honor thy father and mother(fucking Roger Goodell will fine you).”

Will they be bringing their own beds to shit in as well?

By British currency standards, Gruden is still a distant second to Jason Whitlock.

What suit?

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

Is that a winky face, or did Jason lose his eye too?

Maybe this guy would be more excited about the wave if they had prefaced it with Micro.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

On the bright side, here’s the juicy biopic Justin Long has been waiting his whole career for!

Recruit: "Thanks for the drawing coach; it's hanging in my room right now."