“health-conscious”, lolz. It’s a milkshake, FFS

Slacktivists really are the worst people.

They really should hide something deep in the Tos that allows them to use the camera footage how they see fit.  Like Faketaxi, except real.

Yup, this is the same kind of “justice” we get when cops do cop stuff, the taxpayers foot the bill, and the offenders get reassigned to a different force.

I’ve said for awhile we need a database for these people, similar to what we have for sex offenders.  If you’re on it, you’re no longer allowed to own or care for a dog ever again.  And if you’re caught, mandatory jail time.

“I walked away from the most popular girl at school,”

Except that Louis' schtick was pretty much a decade-long low-key apology, and this.... Is pretty much the opposite 

TBF, we don’t know whether or not she put something IN his drink

lol, keep projecting kiddo; I’m way more intelligent and successful than a Professional Internet Commenter like yourself could ever dream.  But keep it up, I’m sure you’ll accomplish great things going that route.

sure, Jan.  “I’m not calling him out for running, I’m just calling him out for running”.  I mean, I get that your entire self-value is being the angriest motherfucker on the internet, but you can’t cry when someone takes you to task for posting something dumb.  You do you, kiddo.

You still think rules and laws apply to these people, huh

lol, like 99%+ of people wouldn’t freak out and run in that situation

dying relic of a different era

You think horny old men are reluctant to tip hot young women?   That’s.... a take

previously only available in Disney parks and at Disney-owned properties

Yup.  When everything is offensive, nothing is offensive

If Sanders is so concerned, let him invest.

Wonder if the server keeps talking to you while you’re just trying to look at the menu

You don’t say...

No loss if you’re going to Vegas, of course,