This describes virtually every state.

The LEAD of a Marvel movie got 500K? I would have guessed 10x that much, easily.

lol, did AOC steal your boyfriend or what... what an unhinged wall of BS

Don’t dress immodestly in religious countries.

The obv solution is for every Subway employee to have a gun.  Maybe even arm the 5yo, because you can never have too many.

Wrong city.

lol, almost nobody does this though.  One of the advantages to driving my current POS car is that I can make it a point to park right on someone’s door when they go over the line.

I once had someone stop to whine that I had taken “his” spot (we both got there about the same time, and since I was turning right, I had the right of way).

I recently had a photo finish in a foreign country, where apparently paperless bathrooms are not uncommon. Bye bye underwear.

And let’s not get started on Asians.

This is USA#1; if you’re not working yourself to death, you’re not really working.

You... think those shows are real, huh?  That’s... special.

Fake relationship created by staged TV show fails to prosper in the outside world.  This is my shocked face :|

I’m all for this, but it’s a bit of a reach to expect people (especially in our ever-shrinking middle class) to opt for a $60 bag of truffle pigs when a bag of Reese’s is $5.

I’m guessing he’s much more concerned about a certain quarterback taking a knee, a certain president wearing a tan suit, holiday coffee cups, etc etc

Mexicans are upset that foreigners are moving there to increase their quality of life and not speaking the language... what a time to be alive.

Not mentioned:   the fact that there are a depressing number of ammosexual yahoos who could just pull out their surrogate penis and end you, then tell the judge they “feared for their life” and get off scot-free.

I’m betting “more hair on your shoulders than on your head” is a common trait.