Probably shouldn’t throw out the “bland” insult too liberally when you’ve already admitted to liking Subway’s offerings.

lol, that line literally had me in tears.

One person isn’t going to fix this, regardless of his level of disposable income.

in before some ammosexual focuses on the incorrect usage of “automatic”, because that’s what’s really important here

“relatively low housing costs”

Yeah, weird to single out Princess; carnival and ncl are markedly worse.

Seems like there’s zero chance Lalo makes it out alive, since we never see him in BB.

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society’s fear of fat.

Didn’t some shops start to combat these parasites by covering up the wall outlets?  Or making it so the WiFi expires after an hour?

I was expecting an explanation that involved needing to be close to LA logistically, but.... it’s for online content. They could have bought a house in Tulsa or Birmingham or wherever real estate costs 10% as much. Sigh.

“other people do worse stuff, so it’s ok if I do this bad thing” is not an argument a functioning adult should ever make.

Lol, I thought this as well.  Hell, I listen to a station in 2022 that runs Casey Kasem countdowns.

Did you miss the episode where Lalo pays his bail with millions in cash like you or I would empty a piggy bank?

It is, of course, technically feasible to install a breathalyzer interlock on an older car — the process usually costs a DUI offender around $100 and takes no more than 2 hours.

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It was rubbery because it was cooked improperly.

Well, this is depressing, I count four of these my parents were guilty of (Five if I can sub “military school” for “police”)

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“Men in their 30s and beyond can be utterly inept at running basic errands when they have a partner to lean on"