Eh, Harding is way past her prime; the result would prob be similar to that Chyna vs. Joey B “celebrity” match.  I’d rather sub in a current MMA star.

I assume there are a lot of Lin Woods out there.

Yeah, grieving mothers really should make sure their finance analogies are more apt, lest they get dragged in a comment section.

You sound a bit too gleeful about this guy dying tragically, NGL

She’s probably cheating on you

25-49?  That’s a massive spread.  When I was 25 my number was 3.  In my 40s now, and it’s... much, much more.

That’s just something Leonard Washington don’t do

You’re surprised a billion-dollar company doesn’t give a shit about its front line employees?

But unless you live the life of an ascetic monk

How about the “other people’s money” that allows people like Jeff to create bidding wars between cities for his next facility?

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because of the ageist belief that a 71 year old needs donations from his grandchildren’s peers

5 years is not a “virtual guarantee”. I had my house for 8+ years, and was still upside down.

There’s prob nothing you can’t blame on the “extreme left”, eh Cletus?

there’s really no good way to know if any dog breed is more dangerous than any other

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that this is similar to the “ongoing investigation” of the guy who hit-and-ran me on a stolen motorcycle.

I’m not envious of many people, but I now have a new person to envy:  the one that only farts 5 times a day.

“Hey Tim, what are you up to these days?”

Byron just needs to fingerblast a few buttholes in a local bar; that’s what earns you street cred for that particular position.

I don’t know that it’s RIGHT that they’re being left out, but I’m never going to argue against three garbage people not getting what they want.