Fun fact: female dogs are often use to portray male dog characters because the junk is considered “unsightly”.

The original play that was drawn up had Pippen tipping the ball in, but we all know how he feels about tipping...

Yeah, and looking at the obesity charts over the past several decades, we can see just how effective it’s been.

... and before they sat in front of a screen for 14 hours a day.

Call the police, tell them he’s brandishing, and have the clerk back you up. They’re not gonna stop unless someone stops them.

Or, she just really, REALLY hates her dad.

At what restaurant do soft drinks cost $1? Hell, I got charged $6 for an iced tea the other day.

• You don’t like to think deliberately when you are trying to fall asleep.

Yup.  It’s a good way to ensure that people don’t bother apologizing for anything, as if that’s not happening enough these days.

Wonder what he’ll do when TX turns blue in the next election cycle. Guess he’ll have to move to a more utopian state like MS or AL.

restaurant in MA

I’m waiting on the Real Americans who denounced Kaep for “disrespecting the flag” to do the same to Bob for adorning himself with that tattered mess.

Yup, whites get most of the flak for stuff like this, but there’s no racism like Asian racism.  They hate you if you’re white, black... hell, even if you’re the “wrong” Asian.

They’re not paid to think. It’s preferred that they NOT think (see: high IQ applicants getting passed over on purpose).

Nobody gives a fuck that you’re a minority; this isn’t the Root.

Pretty much the same reason people eat at Starbucks or McDonalds: they’re everywhere.

Yeah, this is a weird attitude.   I mean, a beer is a better “deal” than an iced tea, but I like iced tea, and don’t like beer.  And “light ice” doesn’t work for me, because I like for the entire drink to be cold, not just the top layer.

Put aside for a second Floyd Mayweather’s history as an unrepentant serial abuser of women

I’m over the chicken sandwich “wars”, so I’m just dropping in to LOL at the 1410 calorie “salad”.  Christ, no wonder we’re so fat.

Would have been awesome if they said nothing, and just upped things to second base while never breaking eye contact.