Go on....

Successful, famous, wealthy man had sex with a woman who was not his wife? Clutch the pearls!

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anyone who thinks police brutality and systemic racism in policing are uniquely American phenomena need only look to virtually any other country to dispel that notion.

Nah, he would have gone after the “slutty” part, because Christian Values, and such.

Given how awful the burger I had at Hell’s Kitchen was, I should be allowed to scream at HIM.

Don’t forget the “wagyu that isn’t really wagyu” surcharge.

lol, you’re taking this way too personally

“You do weigh considerably more than I do, you’re right about that much, at least”

The 73-year-old

It honestly sounds like Tracy Morgan behind the auto-tune.

Perhaps you aren’t familiar with this channel:

Is that Tracy Morgan singing the theme song?

Yeah, but is she hung like Screech?

“Is copper cookware better? According to the owner of a copper cookware company, yes!”

12 hours, lol. The burgers are great, sure, but the fries/shakes are garbage.

We have survey data from the many people that spend six figures on fertility/surrogate treatments when they could have just adopted.

I get that most everyone is racist to some degree, but these “take my job, please” incidents are so... baffling.

You’re confusing it with the broodwich.

Gonna go out on a limb and say that people who freak out over a character’s behavior in a sci-fi tv show probably aren’t the politically active types.