I sense a serpentine belt repair in his future...

The new Civics will be beautiful once their headgear comes off.

I don’t know, I think the chance a Mustang GT would have showed up is pretty low.

Kinda looks like the cart she’s on is built to accommodate lying face down!

I would have absolutely no problem paying her hourly labor rate!

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

Dude, designing cars is not your thing.

What seems to be the problem?

Sure it wasnt a Lambo?

Every option. EVERY. OPTION.

The biggest issue they have is raising the capital needed to expand to satisfy demand.

All great and good things are written in Comic Sans.

Don’t even fret on the eBay thing, just go to your local Specialized Dealer and plunk $7k on the Turbo S

A: None of them, a sub-10k used car that you think makes you look rich really makes you look like a poor trying to look rich.

Terry Bradshaw should have won the Oscar for this.

With this freakin awesome smile, this is clearly a car that would wake up every morning, just so fucking happy to be alive and allowed to place it’s wheels on the road. People would wave at this car and it would wave back. If you saw this car on the street while on the way to your shrink to be treated for suicidal…

10 speed

A certian ape once said braking also reduces fuel economy. I guess Ford has that covered too!