Terry Bradshaw should have won the Oscar for this.

With this freakin awesome smile, this is clearly a car that would wake up every morning, just so fucking happy to be alive and allowed to place it’s wheels on the road. People would wave at this car and it would wave back. If you saw this car on the street while on the way to your shrink to be treated for suicidal…

10 speed

A certian ape once said braking also reduces fuel economy. I guess Ford has that covered too!

I kind of feel bad for the cops in this image.

We’ve been screwed here in Loudoun County Va for a while now...

That music though! Terrible, just terrible.

Cool, but he’s got nothing on this Crown Vic.

Well, that dude certainly has a rock-solid legacy to leave his kids.

Except at quarterly meetings, those often have a free lunch.

would this not be true of, like, every lake?

No... this isn’t awful, This is brilliant!

You see, Lancia just recognized their biggest issue is engine reliability. Therefore, if you put TWO engines in there, odds are only ONE will fail at a time, therefore they just made the most reliable lancia ever produced.

“aside from the direction the dumping bed raises, the self-driving truck doesn’t really have a front or back”

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

+1 for boobs and fire.

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

I’d argue it’s the post-Tyler world.

Hey sweetie. Look around real quick. This is what poor life choices look like.

Also.... upper teens fuel economy unloaded and 12 when towing 25k ain't bad.