Free restoration for an idiot who drove in high water.

I’d still rather go 0-60 in 3.9 seconds and hear it than 2.5 and not.

Hal: Let me ask you something. Who is the all-time love of your life?

So basically, my attic plus wheels.

Don’t go overboard with the wood though.

I had an ‘84 Chevy Cavalier that I called “Just Fuckin’ Start”, does that count?

Reducing pollution is always an honorable goal, and we have reduced pollution from most all fossil fuel-burning sources ca. 90-95% over the years. Eliminating that last few percent gets asymptotically more expensive, especially when the vast majority of the rest of the world has done nothing and plans to do nothing…

Yeah but a person can be unhappy, and not be an asshole. This is their problem, not the trailer’s. Move if you don’t like it.

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

The camera left you... trembling? That line alone put me on the side of the guy with the trailer.

The list of reasons why we’re not looking to buy in any sort of suburban hellscape subdivision grew by one today.

Well you don’t have to pay to smog your generator every 2 years.... so there is sixty bucks worth of generator gas right there baby!

Dear Elio: I’d like to piss away $7,000 as quickly as possible, but I really don’t like cocaine. Can you help me?

that’s pretty much me after eating taco bell

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

They are eliminating emissions by never actually producing the truck.

Definitely can't go places like this 5 miles from Boise...

I meant to say it’s just potatoes and white supremacists - move along

Shut up. We don’t need more people moving here.

?? what does that have to do with anything. Sure having more kids increases the chance of my genetic code surviving but it comes with lots of costs as well that probably aren’t worth it. I don’t see myself as some special snowflake like you guys do. I do feel I have really good genes (probably top 90%), but not to the…