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Glad I could help.

Ladies and gentlemen....the whitest person on the Internet.

*why is there an “e” in the middle of this number?*

Coming up on 20 hours.  Still got nothing?

America is not great.

You mean when she wasn’t too busy eulogizing Nancy Reagan for her stellar work during the AIDS crisis, hanging out with her BFF Henry Kissinger, or taking loads of political donations from the private prisons industry? (To be fair, she returned some of the private prison money after, you know, people noticed...)

Going on six hours now.  Any sign of an answer to the how he is being misrepresented question?

Team management to cleanup crew: “Hey, so you fucked up. You trusted us!"

I can't decide if I love you or hate you. Marry me.

So you’re saying that without the scenes that are intended to give the movie its point, the rest of the movie is pointless? Hot take, incoming!

Yeah....no. You, like the TV network, might have missed the point.

Yeah.  They really REALLY want the Clintons.

And if your opponents are the Democrats, it means you will win office most of the time.

Yours:

And what has “strategic thinking” gotten us so far? It’s gotten us here. Ten years of middle-of-the-road Dems trying to convince everyone that they are the smartest people in the room has led us to our current situation. I say it’s time for something new. I say either get on the front line or take cover.

We couldn’t possibly do worse than Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama have over the last ten years.

They already do.  Haven’t you been paying attention? You whiners are all trying to prevent a civil war that has already begun.

Murder someone who would just as soon murder me? Yes. Absolutley. I know you liberal types living your buffered little lives between your Whole Foods runs and your lattes don’t want to deal with this, because you’re going to still be fine if a couple of gays get dragged behind trucks or a few families are torn apart…

Those people are called the winners.