Frey Celebrations- events you’ll never forget!

“In the Stark and cutthroat world of winemaking, Red Wedding Wine is considered bloody good!”

I think we need to have a serious discussion about what constitutes a loaf of bread. These are clearly large cookies, or biscuits.

It’s like every time I hear about him I have to remind myself that he served his country and endured a great deal of hardship . . . because I’ve seen him display nothing but disgusting spineless behavior ever since he hugged GW Bush. It’s depressing. I’d like to respect the President of the United States, and I…

Seriously. All the face-fanning about the big tough war hero is getting on my very last nerve. Every bad thing he ever endured, he used to justify making somebody else go through even worse.

“It’s never Greyscale...”

SAMWELL TARLY MD

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

Ok. This post is so laden with fuck ups that I just got a call from the Trump White House asking if I can come in for an interview!

I actually quite liked Sansa in this episode. Yes, it was stupid of her to question John in front of everyone, but he came away from it for the better. She pretty much voiced what many people were thinking, and then John soundly showed those arguments up.

So Jorah just teleported into an Oldtown prison?

As someone who gets upwards of 100 emails a day at work, let me just say...

My son is a high quality person

Police: “Freeze!”

Whenever he kills someone, I think he should yell “YOU’VE BEEN EURONATED!”

That motherfucker has owed me $5 for five years.

That’s funny, I’ve heard that Euron doesn’t care too much for you either.

You’re as cold as ice.