That’s a hand that has never lifted a finger to do its own work, ever, in its life! Guess my knuckles would be that pristine at 72 if I’d never done a lick of work in my lifetime, either. Hyuck.

The idea of him getting all of his jacket sleeves tailored to be longer so he can hold these hands as a prop like he’s Captain Hook in Peter Pan as played by second graders is legitimately the second best thing that’s happened this week

He’s doing his best Carnac

He goes into a tanning bed with gloves on, apparently.

So soft and white. Like a dead fish’s belly.

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

Next up: does the carpet match the drapes?

I guess his hands are welcome in Iowa.

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

So they teach people to believe things that aren’t true?

(redundant?)

Aw, see, and I’ve been going with this:

Oh great, we get to rely on Chaffetz - the Shkreli of Congress - to lead the charge to conduct an investigation and potential punishment.

This is really interesting, because corporations are not moral actors. I’ve been paying attention to commercials (sociology major, can’t help it), and I’ve noticed that advertisers are still using same-sex and interracial couple and families and gender bending in their commercials. That’s really significant to me, it…

The family needs to walk away from the White House while they still have a brand. This use of the presidency to make a quick buck is backfiring. Sure, they are charging the government to rent out Trump Towers. But does anyone here have a single doubt that the moment Trump leaves the White House be it through choice or…

Yep. He’s forced and awkward and artificial in every way. Almost like he’s always lived in his little bubble his whole life and just projects the image of a worldly, down-to-earth human being adult male person.

Definitely Don’t Go For That....I feel very strongly about this.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.