The last time my family cooked duck, our cat snuck into the kitchen while we had it “resting” under some tinfoil, and somehow managed to haul the carcass off the table with an impressive smash of plates and dragged it into the closet.

Or how about a GoFundMe page to raise money so Desiree can afford an attorney to sue this prick into the ground?

Or come on Anonymous, do one of those things you do that make people kind of like you for a minute.

Awwww. Mine wins first in the Can I Have Some, and Sleeping categories.

WRONG. My dog is the hottest dog. Look how sexy my dog is. THIS IS A VERY HOT NUMBER.

From the irreplaceable Marjane Satrapi:

Why stare at thumb monkey when you can watch one get combed with a toothbrush.

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In my experience this is something some men do (either purposely or obliviously) to exert power over women. Like you’re on a half-empty bus and a skeevy dude insists you move your grocery bags so he can sit next to you when empty rows abound. Men: DON’T DO THIS.

Yeah, I had a woman get all huffy because I wouldn’t give up my seat BESIDE MY SON so that she could sit beside her child. Tough shit! I planned better than you did. Not my effing problem. I don’t have a clue what made her think she was so entitled.

On that same note, last time I was on a tiny 6 hour coach bus ride we got in line super early to get those sweet seats in the front with the table (megabus, sits 4 people). We go one of them with a lady and her adorable baby, and the other side a mom with another baby and daughter had payed extra to reserve. It said…

I had a 13 hour flight where someone requested I move to their middle seat so their five year old could have my aisle seat. Definitely did not happen.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

Yes! The Sarah Saga is the first thing that comes to mind. https://m.reddit.com/r/internetcoll…