Plate racing is exciting because of the potential for Big Ones like last night. Road course racing is exciting because it showcases skills that drivers don’t normally display. Short track racing is exciting because you have 40 cars beating on each other on a half-mile track. The rest is yawn inducing in its sameness,…

Sorry for being biased against corruption. I will be sure to change that going forward. 

All Cybertrucks have been updated with a Mood coat feature. If your Cybertruck turns orange, that means your mood is “delighted to own a Cybertruck.” If it turns brown, that means “eager to purchase new Tesla exclusive PowerCoat™.”

Nothing says rugged, all-terrain, all-weather vehicle like one you have to wash the minute it gets dirty and also never get wet.

Musk deserves all the shit he gets.

Patience, plenty of hours in the day for Musk to do more stupid shit.

lol, and dare I say, lmafo

To the 26% of Tesla owners that would not buy another one, let me just say, go fuck yourself. Are you in the audience? Go fuck yourself.

I like the cut of your jib!

I’m betting he knows more about the problem than he’s letting on.  Who moves a car across the country, gets it smogged in California and then one day when it doesn’t start, gives up with no diagnosis and sells the car?   

As someone with two nonrunning Volvos in their yard, NP.

Passed its smog a week ago, now won’t start, and already the owner throws in the towel? That plus the weird paint job tells me to run away. I don’t know what’s going on here, and I don’t want to know. ND.

Next step:

Well, they install that TruCoat at the factory, so there’s nothing you need to do there.

Foldables are a gimmick. It’s difficult enough to keep screens in good shape without squeezing grit and dirt between them. Not to mention, eliminating mechanical components has been Apple’s MO for quite some time now.

Not surprising. Horner seems like an entitled bully who likes to play it off as “roguish smart ass” for the cameras.

When buying isn’t owning, pirating isn’t stealing.

James May’s latest India series of Our Man In... was really something. (It never felt condescending; rather, while acknowledging the challenge of approaching India as a foreigner, he showed me things about my country that I never knew about.)

I’m hoping they start inforcing the 6000 lb limit on the Brooklyn bridge and start ticketing every overweight EV.