What Car Company Do You Wish Still Built Cars?

Yeah, but all the murderers seem to think that they are that good guy. Until they kill someone with it, at least.

I’m not a death-penalty advocate, nor am I for violent retribution. So, a lifetime rotting in a prison cell is what we have.

I would get whatever could go to 88 mph and go back to 1985 for the dream Toyota Pickup.

Where is that Good Guy With A Gun? I keep hearing so much about him, but he’s just never there when he’s “needed.”

I remember I used to love doing these configurators with sports cars and supercars I could not afford.

Hey GM, you’re full of crap.

Look, General, be more honest. You are doing this so you can collect data on occupants and sell it to data brokers. I might agree to those terms if you gave me a base Camaro for free. It’s just ridiculous that a corporation as large and as profitable as GM still has this drive to collect and sell data about the humans…

No it’s completely because they want the subscription for updates. Otherwise they’d have an app that you can download map updates from your phone through bluetooth.

In terms of biggest bang for the buck for emissions reductions, this makes the most sense.  

The answer is always GTI.

My wife and I were buying a base Kia Soul several years back for use as a commuter car. The car had been sitting, mostly hidden, on the lot for a while, I assume so they could advertise having a cheap base model and then steer customers into more expensive models when they came in. At any rate, it was a cold night…

Start with Ticketmaster. They just charged me $26.60 in service fee on a $111 ticket. A 24% surcharge. For nothing more than letting me select seats on a website.

Finance person: “The anti-theft etching is $750...”
Me: “I didn’t ask for that and I’m not paying for it.”
Finance person “But it’s already been done...”
Me: “ I don’t care. I didn’t ask for that and I’m not paying for it.”
Finance person “Well we can’t take it off, so...”
Me: “Not my problem. I didn’t ask for it and I’m…

Not scamming the customer?! That’s just crazy commie talk!

Yup. I’ve used the same dialogue with finance guys at the dealer.

Good deal.

Has he tried not being a cunt?

You mean brodcast a Mystery Science Theater 3000 style voiceover? I’d definitely watch that!

This is a guy who spent $45bn buying Twitter because he was mad people on there were saying mean things about him, after all.