Whenever those VW vanogan things come up at whatever ridiculous prices they go for, this is the vehicle I always present as an alternative.

It looks like that fender got dinged up and repaired with a framing hammer. 

When I was a kid, we had a neighbor who let the neighborhood kids play basketball in his driveway. Then he sold the house. The new owners didn’t want the kids playing in their driveway. Maybe they were worried about liability, maybe they were bothered by the noise, maybe they were just jerks. Doesn’t really matter.…

Then all you’re doing is to continue to feed the beast.
Bassguitarhero is right, DELETE YOUR TWITTER

This isn’t a democracy, or some board-driven campaign. Musk owns it outright. He’s never going to listen and he’s never going to back down. Your Twitter is dead. The sooner you recognize that, the sooner you can let it go.

This. I finally pulled the plug on my account.

STOP. USING. TWITTER.

Let’s just agree to start calling it Xitter

Something-something-free speech absolutist-blah-blah-blah.  

What a little goober Elon is. Just an amazing ability to show how small and unintelligent he has always been.

JALOPNIKE, I WOULD LIKE TO BUY THSI SSR YOU HAVE FOR SALE BUT I CANNOT FIND A LINK ON YOUR WEBSITE TO DO SO FROM MY COMPUTER. IF YOU COULD PLEASE CALLE ME SO WE CAN DISCUSS PURCHASING THE VEHICLE I WOULD BE GRATEFUL. BARB AND I HAVE DOCTORS APPONTMENTES TUESDAY THROUGH FRIDAY AND GO TO BED AT 6 BUT ANY OTHER TIME WILL…

Er, ah go read 15USC50 sect 2304(a)(4) which reads:
“(4) if the product (or a component part thereof) contains a defect or malfunction after a reasonable number of attempts by the warrantor to remedy defects or malfunctions in such product, such warrantor must permit the consumer to elect either a refund for, or…

Scaachi, I usually love your writing - I recommended your book to so many people!
But this ain’t it.

You’re thinking of punching him right now. Admit it.

You’re thinking of punching him right now. Admit it.

I’m sorry, but Pierre Poilièvre’s face is infinitely more punchable. It’s a scientific fact.

THIS would be Canada’s most punchable face. Kinja, I give you Pierre Poilievre — he’s Canada’s Trump and he’s using the Trump playbook in a bid to become Prime Minister. His supporters can’t even pronounce his name, much less spell it, so to help them out, you may refer to him as Lil’ PP (yes, his supporters would be…

Speaking as someone from Canada, I would have a reallllly hard time calling his face the “Most punchable”. I can think of atleassst.. half a dozen other politicians in government who are far more worthy of that title for the things that come out of their mouths on a regular basis. There’s a certain politician from New…

Is this writer a far-right shitposter? If so, how did they get hired by Jezebel?

I hope Sophie lives her best life. As for him, new couple alert!!! Only because I think Trump might stroke out